Not really the same but,

Im only 18 so i know the insurance will be extortionate anyway, but i got a quote for £1800 on my escort. Couldn't afford it at the time so left it. Had my compensation money come through so went back onto the web site to take it out and it had one up too £3800.

I rang up for an explanation and she said "It's just how it goes"

Yeah it goes up by 2 grand in like 2 weeks?

Joke.