***UPDATE***
Pick up new engine
Attempt to get engine out with bricks and jacks after being let down 2 weeks on the run for an engine crane
Fail massivley
Rent crane from HSS
Put dent and scratch in Sandras bumper getting crane in/out.
Get old engine out, put new engine in.
Forget what sensors go wear because some fucking dimplow has replaced all colour coded sensors with new black ones.
Tempt Moonie with beer to come plug correct sensors on.
Charge battery up.
Attempt to fire up. No running. Turning over, no spark. Get annoyed, walk away.
Decide to put the effort in, fill header tank with water.......... see water drip from back on inlet. Get worried.
take plug one out for comp test. Down on comp. Think "Hmmm, might be low comp engine."
take plug 2 out......... piss wet through with coolant.
Lose will to live. Close bonnet. Get really...... REALLY angry.
Put all spares up for sale
Go buy Renaultsport Clio 172