Was a good day, although it's been so cold I can't feel my hands anymore

Nice to see the metro tooting round the track and porkies 3door looks fooking quick

Middle fingers up at the Nazi bastid coont of a policeman that pulled us over on the way back cos the Trade Plates had fallen off the rear shelf into the boot

Shame they weren't so quick to a "crime scene" when my nan got knocked out by some skag head breaking into her flat