nearly forgot to mention this new nursery rime:
motorists in the bed:
5 motorists in the bed and the chancellor said “bend over, bend over!”
So we all bent over and took it up the ar*e!
4 motorists in the bed and the chancellor said “in deeper, in deeper!”
So everyone winced and our eyes watered!
3 motorists in the bed and the chancellor said “want more, want more!”
So everyone screamed “no please, no please!”
2 brave motorists in the bed and the chancellor said “sucker! Suck it!”
So the motorists couldn’t scream ’cos their mouths were full…
Only 1 motorist left in the bed and the chancellor said “congestion charging, congestion charging”
Then pinched his nosed to simulate congestion…. And he passed out!