Booked it into a local Garage that I knew well and know the owner well, said i'd wait as had stuff to do and needed the car, anyway....

got there and the boss and his wife aren't in 'til later, that's fine I'm familiar with the foreman and let the mechanic take the key and get on with the MOT.

I've spoke to the mechanic before...he's a story teller, likes to show off and his mate's always got something better than you etc..you know the kinda dick head I mean...

So he drives it in, I wait outside and mess about with my phone, call some people etc, and I hear the bonnet opening, Unusual I think as it's not needed to look under it for an MOT? no matter maybe he's just nosey...so then I hear him blip the throtle a couple of times, nothing mad just upto like 3.5K...weird I think again, it's not on the emission tester yet? Again, I just think "what a chump..." so he gets on with the MOT, fucking about in between (never tested the horn either)....Then I hear it revving another 2 times, once to say 3K and the next til prob just before the limiter then it goes onto the brake tester, and as he's reversing off it he blips the throtle making the wheels slip, i'm like WTF...then he puts it into D (auto) blips the throtle again making the wheels slip, so i'm raging by this point, he steps out the car to put it onto the emission tester and I think I drew him the dirtiest look i've ever given anyone and on my tongue were the words "Is that fucking needed?" but bit my lip incase he came the c*nt and failed it for something stupid.

So he fucks off, finishes the mot, comes out and lights up a fag and goes...that your's aye? (as if he didn't fucking know) aye it's failed, 4 cracked wheels....... Haha only kiddin it's minted

I said, Ah, funny...

So he then starts givin me the chat and i'm just not interested in speaking to the cock by this point as i'm ready to punch his lights out, foreman sorts my mot out, I pay he sais to the cock to move my car outside to which I replied "nah it's sound i'll move it seeing as he doesn't seem to have the ability to control his right foot"

/rant over, but really....what a complete KNOB. if the boss was in I'd have told him I wasn't impressed.