i had one today

in the company van only just left the yard and coming down the a24. thats a pretty dodgy dual carriage way and i've noticed some one turning round looking like there gonna come out in front and when i looked up there was a 206 parked in the road swerved trying to miss it and i've caught the arse end and folded the back to where the rear seats would be. i've stopped further up on the other side of the road with the passenger wheel folded against the arch broken bottom arm and bent wing door and bumper plus light

but on the plus i haven't got the sack