I was thinking of offering:
2 conkers (un drilled)
A frog (not sure of origin)
Several bags of "on the turn" crisps,mainly walkers
A box of very high quality copier paper
25 litres of "red" diesel.

I was wondering if you could deliver to Aberdeen?

Also,could I just offer the first three items now and pay you the rest when I "borrow" them from work????

Let me know.