Now this is not the normal "how homo is mike etc etc" and is car related.

I bought some brake hoses off him last year and forgot to pay for them, but in my defence he only reminded me like 2 weeks ago Anyway i being a nice chap deceided i'd better pay, normally i'd offer him a 5 minute fingering session etc etc but tbh i am having some moral issues doing this in my older age? I digress, i paid him via paypal, i thought job done, NOPE, he returns the money because there was like a 75p charge from paypal WTF?

Now i never would have guessed Mike was a tight arse with his sexual activitys!