i nearly fell off my chair when i read that

There was Mouse, her stuff not sexual (not to me anyhow ) just sick Shooting litres of water 6foot across out of her ass, walking out onto the stage, squatting over a piece of bred, plopping 3 hard boiled eggs out of her bucket, than making someone eat the fishy egg sandwich

There was some other bird who was nowt to write home about and i cant remember her already.

And there was this young Danish piece who was foookin stunning (and stunningly filthy ) who was worth the money on her own
It had to be done, so Jamie asked her "how much" 100quid outcall, fuck me i was close to going down the cashpoint there n then

Mates got camera fone footage from there of me on last birthday tied to a fookin chair with the mint welsh piece (think she one from Fantasy Lounge, i deffo recognise her ) getting me to give her a lick




Anyway, yes, breaking big power cossies, terrible, etc etc etc