After all the 'my mum' stories....I figured it was time to share a little something else....a story of a friend of mine, from literally 5 mins ago,.....I literally peed myself reading it....so I'll paste the msn convo here.....with names omitted....although Im doing to link her to it =)

R says:
hey

R says:
You will never guess what I have done

R says:
its the most stupid thing yet, which judging by past experience, is hard to better!

Katie says:
lol wot

Katie says:
although i can probably guess knowing you missus =)

Katie says:
lol

R says:
what?

Katie says:
i duno hun, figure of speech

R says:
nono, this is my biggest cockup ever

R says:
Well, in our keyskills lesson we had to pretend....emphasise the pretend now, to plan a school trip. I decided to go to st fagans cuz its free, and i wud take 100 kids. emailed est coaches like everyone else did, or whoever they were going with. everyone else had the sense to put,
'i am a yr 12 student doing a project, please cud i have a quote'. R goes, 'i would like to book 2 coaches!'

R says:
Mrs. G came to see me today laughing her head off waving a bit of paper

R says:
est had rang the office wanting payment for the two coaches ordered by one R ********

R says:
lmao

R says:
they were worried cuz they didnt know if i was a supply teacher or whatever, and why i was stealing 100 of their pupils. thing is right, i actually put what time i wanted the bus too, and what time to be leaving. i totally didnt think, i didnt think not to put my house phone number tho...so i put the school office! one saving grace

R says:
only I cud do that I swear

R says:
the whole common room knows about it now, Im the laughing stock, I wanted to be the one to tell you

Katie says:
oh my fucking god, I really am crying with laughter here hun, but you always do....

R says:
M actually wants to go, hes trying to round up 100 kids to go on a little jolly to st fagans!

Katie says:
how the hell do u manage these things....

R says:
lmao

R says:
i dont katie, i dont! lol

R says:
i thought it was quite funny

R says:
the office didnt

Katie says:
lmfao!!!! you really are one of the funniest people I have ever met....my dear you never lose your touch