Old 23-01-2011, 09:23 PM
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They're for Chavs. You can watch them get older and work their way through the Vauxhall family

17 year old just passed his test. Goes out and gets his first Corsa 1.2 8v with 45bhp. Promptly orders the entire Ripspeed catalogue complete with cone filter bigger than the engine and bean can sticking out the back.

Crashes Corsa and wants something with a bit more go. In steps the Ashtray SRi which has "2 litre innit". Once again the bean can makes an appearance and foglights are permanently on... Strangely the dipped beam lights don't work, only the sidelights.

Baz then gets his 15 year old girlfriend pregnant and needs a bigger car to cart mum and baby down to the post office and Iceland everyweek... Hello Mr Vectra with derv engine.

Fucking wankers I'd never own one