nova, rust and horrible steering coloum position, handle horrible,

Mk2 astra/belmont, nearly all rotten and ragged, parts are rare

Mk3 astra, probably one of the most boring and dull cars in the world

Calibra, pointless wanna be sporty coupe, turbos used shit 4x4 systems which are made from chocolate, interiors wear bad and are immensly ugly

Vectra B apart from gsi, Slow, shit on fuel, shit gearlinkages, rust, electrical gubbins

Corsa B, Handle shit, chavs adore them, c20let converted ones for spotty chavs who aint got a clue and cant afford to insure them properly, usually bodged, interiors are shit, ''is that a red top turbo m8?''

Mk4 astra gsi/sri turbos, shit engines which die after 300bhp,weigh more than the moon, parts are majorly expensive, chavs love them

Astra vxr and corsa vxr, shit z20leh engines, die at 300bhp, expensive for parts, seats are like sitting on bricks, any one can drive them as they feel electric to drive.

Astra mk4 vans, SHitty GM and isuzu 1.7 engines love to melt pistons, sound like tanks, shit on fuel, shitty worn gearlinkages

Corsa vans, pointless car trying to be a van

Vauxhall vivaro van, based on a renault/nissan, need i say more.

probably more i really dislike, I had a soft spot for c20lets but you need more money than sense or knowlege to keep them going, need money to make them over 300bhp, same as z20let engines which are very expensive, f16-f20-f28-f23 boxes are shit!! k24 and k16 turbos last 5 minutes over 16 psi of boost, EDS software is shit and maps are overly priced, chav coilovers are everywhere, £200 for ebay jobs, usually fitted to all astra mk4's or corsas, if not cut springs do the job well, Vauxhall rape everyone for parts, £2900 for corsa vxr bumpers, skirts, spoiler and repeater surrounds in primer, £1600 for 1 astra mk4 gsi recaro in half leather.

if you like vauxhalls or have a reliable run around i dont care its wank