My first car was a 1978 Vauxhall Cavalier GL when I was 14 but my first road car was a 1981 1 litre Metro and it's the worst car I've ever owned or likely to own

I only had it about 10 days before I smashed it up, repaired it then did it again
After that I learnt my lesson, stopped crashing and got better cars

I wanted a Vauxhall Chevette but my parents wouldn't let me and I stupidly listened