Appreciate the thought, but I'm going to politely refuse... I've got this mate who might be interested though, he's been unlucky in love recently so has a hard time trusting new lads but he's a solid gold guy, his name is Stupid Gay Mal. and he'd love to hear from you.

Stu offered him a red pill and a blue pill, to cut a long story short, Neo took the blue pill and fucked off back to his old life.


Cheers,
Grant