What are you planning to use it for? If your planning to use it on the road and drive it sideways then whats the point of insurance? As your likely to get caught for dangerous driving. Obviously that was abit of pisstake.

If your going to keep it off the road and use it on private land; then buy the biggest engine'd RWD car. You cant really go wrong. I have two e36's, a 323i (welded diff) and a 328i (LSD), both go sideways with very little prompt.