Had three jokes sent today!

Kate Middleton, the first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed!


So, Kate Middleton and Prince William have announced a date for their wedding.
I have a little bit of advice for the happy couple to aid them in a long and happy future....... SEATBELTS!!!

Kate goes to the Queen and says, "Every time I Suck Williams' knob I get acid indigestion." The Queen replies, "Have you tried Andrews?"