My sister started a new job this week.

The boss set down some of the work routines as follows

If you have so much as a tickly cough, don't come to work, we don't want to get it.

don't turn up until about 9.10am as we are never here on time so you will only be waiting

If you want to attend any courses to help in your future caree, we will pay for them

If your mates are doing something decent, have the day off, would want you to miss out because of work.

If you want a holiday, just give me 3 days notice

Topped off with, I think next week we will have an afternoon off and will all go to the Mail Box shopping centre in Birmingham as it looks good and i haven't been.

How cool is that, bless her, plus now she is earning a decent wage, she can pay me some board money