Originally Posted by
Neil@FastFord
You go hunting smeared in animal fat so as your "prey" doesn't pick up on the human scent.
nah you got it all wrong!! you dont need to use animal fat as you can get non-scented soaps especially for that purpose!!
Originally Posted by
Neil@FastFord
You have made a "dirty bomb" and have it set on a self destruct switch should your perimeter at home be breached by attackers.
sadly not otherwise the housemates would accidentally have blown up the house by now
Originally Posted by
Neil@FastFord
You have trained poisonous tree frogs to sneak onto council estates, primed ready for "the signal". Then on command, your amphibious army, will smear their balls onto the "CHAVS" Lambert and Butlers and silently wipe out hundereds at a time.
good idea, i like it
muhahahahahahahaaaaaa MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Originally Posted by
Neil@FastFord
"Put the nightvision goggles in the basket!! C'mon Precious!"
i keep the bodies in the garage