You're doing nothing of the sort....

You go hunting smeared in animal fat so as your "prey" doesn't pick up on the human scent.

You have made a "dirty bomb" and have it set on a self destruct switch should your perimeter at home be breached by attackers.

You have trained poisonous tree frogs to sneak onto council estates, primed ready for "the signal". Then on command, your amphibious army, will smear their balls onto the "CHAVS" Lambert and Butlers and silently wipe out hundereds at a time.

and you have worn the skins of CHAVS in your cellar with your johnson tucked between your legs like Buffalow Bill in Silence of the Lambs.

I know you have. God bless your utterly mental soul.


"Put the nightvision goggles in the basket!! C'mon Precious!"


I think you're great. Like some big bonkers bear that i can poke with a stick.