She had her afternoon nap, why do you think I was posting at gone midnight while she was playing angry birds

She's forgotten all a out it by then but when kids put you on the spot you can either try and bluff your way out of it and move on to the next subject (in this instance, oranges) or you get bogged down in more and more difficult questions. They already k ow that daddy watches films with naughty words I. Them and that they should either ask for the film to be stooped or go back to sleep again