What about an escort. Lol

Not taking the piss mate but I know how you feel. I'm 33 now with 3 kids and was a valeter for 13 yrs but my backs fucked and my knees arnt much better so got into a warehouse doin car parts nearly 4 yrs ago. The moneys quite good and it has it's perks, cost price bits etc but no prospects and I want to better myself but can't afford to really take a pay cut to retrain so I'm basically stuck where I am unless I win the feckin lottery.

I can always dream I suppose. If you have any good ideas be sure to share them with me