Originally Posted by
Daveysaff
And I
HATE the general public with a passion

Very simple.
General public = bastards
Robbing, lying, cheating, ungrateful, horrid, lying, cheating, chavy, scum, cooonts.
After 10 years of dealing with the general public I can happily say never again.
I now use all my experience of being on the other side of the counter to get exactly what I want all the time - without reverting to any of the above - its called..... patience!