There's only one rule to using a lathe if you haven't used one before;











DON'T LEAVE THE F*CKING CHUCK KEY IN THE CHUCK.





IN CASE YOU MISSED THAT;





DON'T LEAVE

THE F*CKING CHUCK KEY

IN THE CHUCK

And when you have done and decide to put the key on a chain,

USE A F*CKING BIG CHAIN

.