James,
I was giving him a bit of advise, after i'd laid on the floor for about 5 mins i actually found myself laughing at myself for being such a twat for not being able to get it in the hole(no puns please).
Def one of the best purchases i've made for the car tho, as i'm running in a new engine, i'll post up some pics soon as due for an oil change again next weekend.
Yeah ford should def have done some forward thinking there shouldnt they. Oh well the joys of old fords. Dont ya love em..