Not a chance of posting it up here, PF has too high google optimisation [I've been caught out twice before ] and contrary to my own beliefs, women aren't that stupid

It's not rocket science and I'm not Hitch , just think of any woman's favourite subject!

Turbochild has it, PM him and I'm sure if he wants you all to have the same profiles and ruin his chances of love he'll pass it on, you mean people!