Been caught financially once before which is a bollox kick and had/broke a few hearts!!!

A bird I was seeing years ago's ex husband poored tar over my mk1 xr2,went over his house and filled him in,but police phoned,night in the cells,done for assault and a £150 fine and much solicitors costs later it didn't seem such a good idea.she was a slag too,but a good lay!!!

I'd be proper cut up if me and my missus split but I'm older and wiser now so it would be amicable,but I just pray that never happens cos I'm head over heels in love!!!!