Originally Posted by
Daveysaff
Cant you get fake nuts put in his sack when you get his proper ones whipped out? He'll still feel and look 'all dog' then

Thats the most ridiculous thing ive heard in a long time

As i said, the dog will not give a shit, as soon as the stitches come out and hes plastic head shield can come off he really wont know/care.
Im not quite sure why it matters whether or not your dog cocks his leg or not either