First up, who does the best contract sim only deal? Got plenty of phones just need a sim that, ideally, will be automaticly topped up when it gets to a certainlevel and cost fuck all a month to call peeps, but with them free texts and minutes to any network type hing.

And next, the company mobile is changing from coda to orange, but my phone won't accept the orange sim so is it a case of going to a backstreet shop to get it unlocked or can I go to orange and say "oi, sort it you cunts!"?