We definately need to engage in a biological war against the chavs by inventing some new sexually transmitted diseases that have a better fatality rate than aids and are more reliably transmitted during unprotected sex.

AIDS worked ok, but its not quite up to the demands of today IMHO, too many blokes have realised that the % chance of getting AIDS even if you fuck a bird with it are very low and when you add a bit of beer into the occasion a chav will happily risk a 5% or less chance of catching it if he gets to fuck some chav bint