Well,top reading that,very informative,well done on turning it round,your new girlfriend looks stunning as well so just as well you got rid if the others!!!

As for two black lines,I've been through exactly what you have mate,feeling there's no-one out there for you but that's nonsense mate,I was genuinely shocked when my missus asked me out as I thought she was well out of my league,still is really!!!

We met where she used to work and it went from there,I'm not saying meeting birds in a nightclub dosent work out for some but pumping someone over the bins out the back you met 40 minutes ago and then trying to chose blinds in ikea the next week might not seem realistic!!

Keep doing what your doing fella and it won't be long before you meet "the one".