Well if u like that...

I was just pulling up to my house last night about 3am heard a hooge smash!!

got out the car looked round some fuckers smashing in a houses door and windows with a fucking huge road shovel, calling the guy inside everything under the sun. (From what i coud make out he'd nicked this blokes bird). Bloke then comes out backed up by his brother and huge battle ensues between laddo with the shovel and these two brothers.

At which point half the street are outside and the rozzers actually turn up quite quickly.

Needless to say matey with the shovel is dragged off by about 5 coppers!

Its great living in a quiet rural town