Reminds me of when I walked out of a pub once, some kid on a bike comes up to me and says, 'do you want to buy this bike?', i said I'll give you a tenner for it (it was half hour walk home), he said 'no, give me a fiver and you can take it'

So I did and i chucked it in a bush down the road from my house, think its still there now and that must have been 5 years ago