grab a load of this if you think your bollocks are safe

but, to be fair, my dad had one in his abdomen and they popped it at the hospital and he went home about 2 hours later

couldn't wear a belt for 6 weeks afterwards though to stop it getting fucked up and infected due to the pressure and size of it, they took out about a pint of gunk so whatever needed to go back into place needed to do so naturally

i'll leave the rest to your imagination