Originally Posted by
Spax
Facebook's a pile of wank anyway! Status: "I've just had a nice tea" Who gives a fuck?!

Originally Posted by
focusv8
What sort of biscuits did you have with the tea?
Depends on his definition of "tea" though. Is it a cuppa? Is it something he's eaten during some phase of the afternoon that does not require biscuits? Is it as defined in his health and safety at work contract that stipulates he must have a break after certain periods of working? Has he just pulled over to the time of the road and grabbed a bun and a polystyrene cup of boiled death? Etc.