Here's 1 for you guys that actually happened to me with my car..
As I had too many work commitments back in 2007 I didn't have the time to play with my car much and was recommended to a guy in Somerset, I had a rebuilt 3000miler engine to go in and needed sum1 to fit it, well let's just say, I drove it 11 miles back home and just as I got home, I went to turn around and park on the drive when suddenly on full lock I heard a big clunk and crunch noise, scraped along the floor..

On further inspection he sum how managed to strip the threads off my brand new engine mount and stripped the threads on all the 17mm bolts holding the gearbox up by the cradle... What's worse is he didn't say a word but actually put 4 pea sized bird shit welds on all 4 corners of my gearbox cradle.. The lot was on the floor
safe to say I always find time to work on my s2 now, no more garages!!
as for the f%#k up a new mount and all bolts changed out for toughened 19mm and all was well again
(jonboy)