Go easy on the lad... we all had to start somewhere. I remember seeing some pretty shonky old fords back in the day that were no better than his.
Personally I never had anything as shonky as that, but hey, whatever floats your boat
Oh yeah, I drive a corsa C... 1.0 3 cylinders of pure power.. but at 500 miles to a tank of cheap petrol its worth its weight in gold