got me a few years back.

Was doin 35 in a 30, got to a corner and the police waved me in, this one copper started to tell me that i was knee deep in shit for dpeeding, when i interupted him and told him i was doing 35 in a 40 and i was quite adamant about it.

So i said if you dont believe me ill show you, so he jumped in to my car and off we went back down the lane, anyhooo cars started flashing me to warn me the cops were up a head (like i dint know i had one sitting next to me lol) and there it was the sign for.......30mph, bollox!!! ok i said fare game you got me, dish out the fine and points.
Anyway, we got back to the corner and there was about 6-7 coppers there with me mate who was riding shot gun with me, the copper got out and said " i think youve learnt your lesson-on you way!" i repliesd to ALL his copper mates, weve just had man sex whilst they were all laughing, he told me to bugger off real quick, so we did lol

Theyre not all bad, just 99% of them.