God (also known as Allah, Cthulhu, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Haruhi Suzumiya, House, Josef Fritzl, Black Jesus, GodJesus, Xenu, Moot, Yahweh, Odin, Zeus, and Morgan Freeman is the Santa Claus for adults. He/she is also a total lie and/or a scam set up by the Jews.
He is simultaneously the protagonist and antagonist of the Bible, a book which has somehow sold more copies than Harry Potter (but still not as much as Lord of the Rings), making it the most successful work of fiction evar. The Bible, the chronology of God's Adventures, is a volume of trolling, extreme violence, incest, plagues, rape and other sorts of epic win. It is believed that God created the universe for no other reason than to play a game of The Sims against Satan. He tends to be a major douche. He also appears to have taken some kind of anger management class in between the Old and New Testaments. Catholics say that happened because Jews don't know what they're talking about. Jews just don't care. God also appears in other works such as the Koran and The Book of Mormon, prompting disagreements among God fans as to what is truly canon. God will never answer prayers because He is too busy for you, because He spends all of that time in space not existing.