which of course ALL housewifes do just before the hoovering and ironing,,,, along with GPS tracking of husbands car, monitoring phone calls and checking for possible heat signals incase they are under attack from hostiles

the missus has just locked and loaded and has now kissed my little girl and put her to bed,,,,, dose bint almost forgot to rearm the mine field though but im on watch at the min

this is to catch cheating partners,,,,, not catch MI6 most wanted... THOUGH my mum would find it straight away,,,,, her hearing aid picks up phone calls before the phone rings and gets louder the closer she gets,,,,,, or maybe she is a counter terrorist pretending to be a pensioner still waiting to catch my old man out after 30 years of marrige pmsl