I don't dislike *all* of them, there's just an abundance of idiots buying them, and then fully believing their car IS the fastest thing on the road. Excerpt of conversation with bloke in beer garden of pub, (which he started). More or less verbatim, apart from last bit.

Bloke : Yeah, but my Subaru's a proper rally car though, not like your cossie
Me : *sigh* Go on, why?
Bloke : It's a rally car
Me : Your *actual* car isn't though, is it
Bloke : It fucking is, it's the same car
Me : *sigh*
Bloke : I mean, you don't see Cosworth's rallying do you? They're just not built for it.
Me : I'm going to throw myself off a bridge, I'm gutted. You're right.