Ok, i'll have a stab at this to try and make some sense of it all...
You work for this guy, he says
"no TV at work"
and you were like
"Oh but it was only gonna be on in the background, sniff sniff"
And he says,
"I don't care, stop being a girl and get back to work"
...THE END

WTF the Ebay page link is all about i haven't got a bloody clue!