@ some of the ideas, like chips alaby and I like the idea of ringing up the mortuary, gona use that one!

Dont think she will have any rights over your stuff anyway, as your not married, they aint your kids and any relationship you did have was clearly worth fuck all in her eyes as she was with another guy. so to her

There a few guys this has happened to on here who have told their birds/wives to do one, and are thoroughly enjoying their lives now, spending more money on what THEY want and loving the single life.

although I think its a different story in your situation and when your old, if it was my girlfriend, as far as the bloke was concerned, it would be chitty chitty bang bang