Just rang up about a car they had for sale, he said they'd check if they still had it and would call me back...so he calls back and says its been sold and asked me how much I was looking to spend....I said no more than 4.5k & a mk5, pref ZS.

The he asks what colour I want...said blue or black...'do you mean the sporty blue, we've got one of them' I was like 'Its Imperial blue'

Then he says its got 80k on the clock, so I asked him how much it was and he comes out with £6000, I couldn't help but laughing and told him he must have been having a laugh. He says I'll be lucky to get a ZS for that money...so I told him most are between about 4k-5k at the mo.

He just came out with 'umm, oh, well you obviously know your stuff so umm, good luck looking for a car'

Back to square one then....