Hi mate, where are you today bud, pal, dude, muppet?

Please accept our sincere appologies for taking the piss out of you after you took time out of your ever so busy schedule at school to tell us all about your
recent dreams about being a rally driver.

If you are online here but your user name is in stealth mode, please rest assured that if you do come back & tell us another one of your fairy tales we will try & keep the piss taking down to a minimum of 2 pages (approx 100 replies).

Come on mate, dont be shy after all your mother wasnt!

Thankyou please.