The book of haman 5, Chapter 3, verse 12 contin...

It was but on the shores of southend that the now legendary warrior Haman 5 was to meet his sternest test. As word had spread amongst the chavs of the defeat of thou`s brothers on the m42 they vowed they would have revenge on the one known as "haman 5"

Word was sent forth to find there greatest warrior with hope that thou would step forward and silence this new enemy. Andso thou warrior beknown as "Corsa GSi" stepped forward and pronounced that he shall step forward and do battle on the shores of southend. Corsa Gsi asked his old friend thou "b19 bal" if he could use his legendary blacksmiths shop "halfords" to make for him a combat body kit armour and reforge his old cossie cone filter for this upcoming battle.