Originally Posted by st3v3

i have a mate who's a mechanic and he told me alittle story once,he has his own garage next to a petrol station.

He was working away one day when a lady walked up to him and asked him if this was enough oil in the car and could he check it?
So he takes a gander and exclaims that there must be a problem with the breather hoses and they must be blocked as the oil was up to the top of the rocker cover,he then noticed all the 1 gallon oil containers on the floor ,the silly old moo had only filled it to the top with about 4 gallon of oil, cause then he had another job of draining it all