Originally Posted by
jonathon555
It happens ............
I know a guy who took 45k in cash in a carrier bag to a certain BMW dealership in 1985 to order an Alpina B9 (i think).
The salesman told him to "don't touch what you can't afford"
He promptly went to Sytners & ordered his car ...........
He drove back to the aformetioned Bmw dealership later with the new Alpina weeks later, the sales man who has fucked him off was stood on the forcourt.
He said the sales guy was fucking choking ..........
Reminds of the story about the tramp that walked into Bristol cars, pulled a sauce pan out of his carrier bag and asked the Boss if he could have a Fighter painted in the same colour. When the boss said "sure", the tramp said somebody would be in to pay for it later that day. Turned out the tramp was an Australian millionaire who liked a laugh!