Why the fuck would they need to ring you.

Sir, is your sky box working correctly. Well if it fucking wasnt then i'll call fucking you. CUNT.

Its like when you go into the shop to buy lets say, a laptop'' Within seconds of walking in '' Hi Sir, can i help at all. No''Thanks!!!.. If i need fucking help i'll ask.


why is it they always ask if you need help, or stupid fucking questions.

Withdrew some cash from my account. 5,000 Please. Can i ask what thats for? and why you would like that amount of money. Why do you need to know?, Just incase of Money Laundry. ITS MY FUCKING MONEY, coming from YOUR FUCKING BANK. for your information im buying a new car. Thanks..

2days later, walks into the bank, can i put 2,000 back into my account, please. No problem, can i ask where you got this amount of money from. Why?. Just incase of money laundry. Clearly yes, Just fucking pulled out a printer and printed 2k in notes, for your information you given me this god dam money, i brough a god dam peace of shit and now im putting 2,000 back of my god dam money from your god dam bank!.

Would you like a Loan today sir? with grate Apr Rates. Clearly you fuck tard!!!!!!!