I got this as a text message before.....


Another great day!
Been down the Gym, had a nice hot shower and just picked up a bottle of home brew off my neighbour for this afternoon. I have got a few spliffs rolled up ready for tonights X Box tournament with the lads, tomorrow I think I will go online and watch some porn after a bit of online gambling ..... I love Prison!

Pretty much sums it up really.

No before you I ask I have never been inside but my cousin (who is only 22) has been inside 3 times and doesn't give a shit because inside he has got more qualifications than at school / college.