We're only looking for 1000bhp (140bhp per litre or so), its nothing majorly hectic so shouldnt need too many rpm anyway.
Change "we're" to "My mate"
I dont work on cars for a living, its just a hobby for me.
Thought you said you was a fully trained mechanic with several degrees

...So the Mini with 500bhp is actualy your mates to.....i fear we have another Rainbird/ Harvey scenario here